"...A Sign Of The Times"
I haven’t checked yet to see if they’re selling a line of job loss cards with the president on the front, but I’ll bet these would be big sellers:
Times are real tough
But you’ll just have to chill
This will all be over
When they pass the jobs bill
Call or Tweet your member of Congress today!
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This morning I learned
When my staff brought the mail out
That the company you worked for
Didn’t qualify for a bailout
My sympathies
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You’re probably wondering
While in the job fair pavilion
How your employer Solyndra
Squandered $500 million
Good luck green-job hunting!
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They could sell this card in the “we’re proud of you” category with Nancy Pelosi’s picture on the front:
You don’t realize it now
Due to your sudden autonomy
But your lack of a job
Is stimulating the economy
Congratulations on your recent layoff! - Hat tip - Michelle Malkin
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