"...a True, Pure, Peaceful Neo-Nazi"

Satire

"Dear Family,
I am writing to inform you of truly great news. I know how sad and worried you all were when I was convicted of armed robbery and sentenced to two years in prison. As it turns out, this was the best thing that has ever happened to me. My time in prison brought me into contact with an outstanding group of people and ideology that I didn't know much about before my time behind bars. They have taught me discipline of both mind and body, are very insistent about dietary rules, and have taught me all about how the world should work, and how utterly broken and unfair our current system in the United States is, and have showed me the truth of how the Jews are actually controlling everything. Upon my release next week, I am going to join with these people and we are going to change the world. Someday soon our flag will fly over the White House and over the entire United States, and then there will truly be equality, fairness, and plenty for all.
Yes, that's right, I have become a Neo-Nazi.
Now, I know what you must be thinking, but I want to assure you that I'm not going to be that kind of Neo-Nazi. I am going to be a true, pure, peaceful Neo-Nazi. I'm not actually going to kill anybody. That's not the kind of Neo-Nazi I am going to be.[...]" (read all)